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General Game Discussion / Re: Logging in
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:23:06 PM »
Don't give up!  Frustrating as it may be.   We can take a look under the hood. 

Ping me on Skype (actuallyagrivane) and I will help you look at your network to see where things are breaking.


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General Game Discussion / Re: Logging in
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:22:17 AM »
Also Steam doesn't do anything after launching the game, the Login is entirely on Lightmare assets.

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Non-IW Discussion / Re: Three Word Story
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:08:45 AM »

At the dawn of the Eternal Flame ceremony, members were busy with the war preparations against word games. In the far, far, far, far end of the temple complex where cute fuzzy bunnies started to kill.  Everyone felt they were the apocalypse. Word Game Warriors stood up and rocked out with cute, fuzzy, little killers from beyond the hallowed portal. Totally unexpected they leaped at the notorious "E" thif, who fell into the dark abyss and found candy. The candy was a rare candy, which evolved my gum disease into ultra gum disease! To cure this, a lad named Frederdick Johnson created hair growth toothpaste. But it didn't grow hair on teeth because that would have been useful. Instead it caught fire to the fuzzy bunnies which terrified and aroused Frederick. Eventually The Flaming Bananas Brigade arrived and annihilated Fredrick Johnson. The "E" thif found a floating toothbrush that could evolve into a magic wand for obliterating the entire Flame Dawn Faction, thus creating the great word game that is the true cause of The Calamity. After realizing this he wanted to eat all the cheese in the world to starve all the Teremus. He grabbed his very large, puffy and sticky brown stick. He had decided to congregate the illuminati Bro Brigade by sacrificing his favorite diseased Gummibear to the great God of Willon. Suddenly Agent Coyle forgot his name and named himself King of Virgins. But the universe had already begun splitting itself into giant cheese crackers which started eating themselves. Tomorrow a transcendentalistic zucchini paladin changed his name to Marty of Galaento Dasamure, lord of pumpernickel canyon. Galaento then ventured into the future to bring disorder! But found himself under a big phallic piece of horse poop. He enlisted the help of cute fuzzy bunnies that kill and this post to bring about an end to this thread.
END

Lo' and behold from the ashes a great thread shall continue to seize the day. At one time, a Terror Moose actually fell asleep and skipped work! He was fired up from sleep and thrown out of his dreams. By a giant change of events he was recruited and sent to a wallowing hole getting oiled up to burn the ceremonial bunny statue. Upon burning the ceremonial bunny statue an evil demon appeared from the dust and dunked doughnuts into coffee. While disgracing doughnuts he fearlessly devoured all scooby snacks. While scooby snacking, "E" thif arrived to purge rifts and annihilate Infinity once and for not really all. Because then Infinity realized it's infinite empire strikes back!

And then, ducks! They fly into a jelly jungle of extraordinary radioactiveness for the blind. Unfortunately they're blind to consuming hatred from the North Korea.

Chapter four:
Fourth chapter this alternate art Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
-Why nobody types? Flying monkey attacks infantry of United Terror Moose Army on Unicycles Squadron.God of Willon dies. France navy gets destroyed. Verore overthrows french government. The notorious "E"mo suicides. The thing is Christina shouldn't dress the fuzzy bunnies like playboy models because she can't distinguish rabbits from Skraar's young, somewhat brown balls of What the Puffy brand cereal. Thankfully, the surprising explosion of the hilariously wonderful bear cubs bursted forth with cherry flavored candy. Christina's sudden aneurysm surprised the bunnies who wanted more thick sticky rods of Angel milk.

"Why can't you eat a dropbear without tabasco, or perfectly melted cheese? Could it be the Angel Milk determines your fate?"
"Of course not!" He said, arousing unnecessary concern in everyone that was producing Angel Milk.
He took hold of a dictionary, looked up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and coughed psychosomatically.
"This thesis is discriminatory against Bears!! Mooses reign supreme!!! How dare you sing songs about awesome laser sound?
A bomb exploded!

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News and Developer Talk / Re: Twitch Stream and Tournament!
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:38:05 PM »
aweh. yeah u guys have ur match wen url can. awaitn my opponent frm the match between nickel and vex. let me know weneva u guys r done xD pce

I think you might need to use some compressed air to clean your keyboard, or else plug it into a different USB port as that one is broken.

Did you mean to communicate something like the following?

"Yahweh.  Yeah, you guys have your match when you can.  I am awaiting my opponent from the match between Nickel and Vex.  Let me know whenever you guys are done.  :D  Peace"


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General Game Discussion / Re: Tournament
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:03:07 AM »
Only indirectly to me (I got a blood clot while sleeping in a chair beside my son in a hospital), but not a fortunate time for my family in general. 

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General Game Discussion / Re: Tournament
« on: September 07, 2014, 07:37:25 PM »
Quite sorry for falling off the planet for a while, double apologies to Adorabear.

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General Game Discussion / Re: Tournament
« on: August 06, 2014, 04:14:47 PM »
Second ping for Papst?   

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The lag on changes to cards that skew the meta has been slow, but those that have broken the game have been responded to in a reasonable time frame.   

These balance adjustments have to come out before the Beta tag is peeled off this ripening fruit so the skin remains unblemished and it doesn't seem spoiled. 

Late?   Sure.   Too late?   Not yet!   :)





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General Game Discussion / Re: New login screen
« on: August 06, 2014, 04:01:54 AM »
"Some celestial event. No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea."

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General Game Discussion / Re: Dear Lightmare...
« on: August 04, 2014, 11:11:32 AM »
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General Game Discussion / Re: Dear Lightmare...
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:54:39 AM »

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General Game Discussion / Re: Dear Lightmare...
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:58:59 AM »
Let me try!

     Y   Y
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Nope...


   YY  YY
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Why?

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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Maby.


   y y    y y
    \ \   / / 
      V  V
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ   GIVE ME CHEESE!!

Power antlers.


     YY YY
      V  V
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Not really moose like.

     £    £
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


     
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Moose antlers are hard, someone proficient try now. 

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General Game Discussion / Re: Dear Lightmare...
« on: August 03, 2014, 01:05:45 PM »
We can say that it is closer to being Done than it ever has been before. 
The coming update is a step forward instead of sideways with functional improvements to some parts of the UI.   
It won't please everyone, but then there are some who can find fault in anything. 
(I do that professionally.)  ;D

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Non-IW Discussion / Re: Three Word Story
« on: August 03, 2014, 12:48:15 PM »

At the dawn of the Eternal Flame ceremony, members were busy with the war preparations against word games. In the far, far, far, far end of the temple complex where cute fuzzy bunnies started to kill.  Everyone felt they were the apocalypse. Word Game Warriors stood up and rocked out with cute, fuzzy, little killers from beyond the hallowed portal. Totally unexpected they leaped at the notorious "E" thif, who fell into the dark abyss and found candy. The candy was a rare candy, which evolved my gum disease into ultra gum disease! To cure this, a lad named Frederdick Johnson created hair growth toothpaste. But it didn't grow hair on teeth because that would have been useful. Instead it caught fire to the fuzzy bunnies which terrified and aroused Frederick. Eventually The Flaming Bananas Brigade arrived and annihilated Fredrick Johnson. The "E" thif found a floating toothbrush that could evolve into a magic wand for obliterating the entire Flame Dawn Faction, thus creating the great word game that is the true cause of The Calamity. After realizing this he wanted to eat all the cheese in the world to starve all the Teremus. He grabbed his very large, puffy and sticky brown stick. He had decided to congregate the illuminati Bro Brigade by sacrificing his favorite diseased Gummibear to the great God of Willon. Suddenly Agent Coyle forgot his name and named himself King of Virgins. But the universe had already begun splitting itself into giant cheese crackers which started eating themselves. Tomorrow a transcendentalistic zucchini paladin changed his name to Marty of Galaento Dasamure, lord of pumpernickel canyon. Galaento then ventured into the future to bring disorder! But found himself under a big phallic piece of horse poop. He enlisted the help of cute fuzzy bunnies that kill and this post to bring about an end to this thread.
END

Lo' and behold from the ashes a great thread shall continue to seize the day. At one time, a Terror Moose actually fell asleep and skipped work! He was fired up from sleep and thrown out of his dreams. By a giant change of events he was recruited and sent to a wallowing hole getting oiled up to burn the ceremonial bunny statue. Upon burning the ceremonial bunny statue an evil demon appeared from the dust and dunked doughnuts into coffee. While disgracing doughnuts he fearlessly devoured all scooby snacks. While scooby snacking, "E" thif arrived to purge rifts and annihilate Infinity once and for not really all. Because then Infinity realized it's infinite empire strikes back!

And then, ducks! They fly into a jelly jungle of extraordinary radioactiveness for the blind. Unfortunately they're blind to consuming hatred from the North Korea.

Chapter four:
Fourth chapter this alternate art Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
-Why nobody types? Flying monkey attacks infantry of United Terror Moose Army on Unicycles Squadron.God of Willon dies. France navy gets destroyed. Verore overthrows french government. The notorious "E"mo suicides. The thing is Christina shouldn't dress the fuzzy bunnies like playboy models because she can't distinguish rabbits from Skraar's young, somewhat brown balls of What the Puffy brand cereal. Thankfully, the surprising explosion of the hilariously wonderful bear cubs bursted forth with cherry flavored candy. Christina's sudden aneurysm surprised the bunnies who wanted more thick sticky rods of Angel milk.

"Why can't you eat a dropbear without tabasco, or perfectly melted cheese? Could it be the Angel Milk determines your fate?"
"Of course not!" He said, arousing unnecessary concern in everyone that was producing Angel Milk.
He took hold of a dictionary, looked up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and coughed psychosomatically.
"This thesis is discriminatory against Bears!!

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